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Burdened with terrible guilt for crippling the 80's pop culture he now
fights so hard to preserve, Cru Jones is a tormented soul. A carefree
and devilishly handsome child actor in the early 80's, Cru starred as a
young male character from a neighboring boys' prep school on the sitcom
smash "The Facts of Life." In the show's infancy, the female cast at "The
Eastland School for Young Women" had been a large and sprawling one, until
one by one, the young starlets were turning up a "family way," throwing
the sitcom into a tailspin - the format was changed drastically and the
lineup was slashed to just Jo, Blair, Tootie, and the fat one. On a whim,
Cru's parents, deeply shamed by their hellion son's lasciviousness, rented
"Karate Kid II" for their BetaMax, and less than 24 hours later, the young
lothario was shipped off to Korea to learn discipline and wisdom. Fifteen
years later, Cru Jones returned from the Orient transformed, a man forever
cursed by his inner demons but determined to bring honor to his clan. Yet
as a member of the Order of the Legwarmer, this samurai no longer wanders alone.
Cru Jones vehemently denies any involvement in Mrs. Garrett's mysterious replacement by Cloris Leachman.
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