Cyndi Sindee - Vocals / Percussion
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Cyndi Sindee is the charismatic sexpot singer of Washington's only real 80s tribute band, The Legwarmers. She has awed thousands of fans with her combination of Debbie Harry lilt and Pat Benetar edge, but more awe-inspiring still is her mysterious and now almost legendary history.

Rumors of Cyndi's heritage abound, but Cyndi herself remains coy and silent when questions of her upbringing arise. Researchers have, however, pieced together these facts: Cyndi was the product of a bizarre experiment in which the two greatest, most talented individuals of the 1970s (Ike Turner and Sally Struthers) were brought together to make sweet sweet love, hence creating the perfect human. Due to alleged contamination by illegal stimulants, the experiment went awry, and instead of bearing a single child, Sally Struthers produced twins: the beautiful Cyndi, and the strange forever-child who would one day become known as Gary Coleman. Gary was thrown haphazardly to the set of Diff'rent Strokes, while Cyndi was raised on a small remote island republic ruled by James Earl Jones, Eddie Murphy, and Arsenio Hall. During a botched wedding in which Cyndi flatly refused to jump up and down and bark like a dog for her arranged groom, Cyndi left her sheltered life for the bright lights and the big thrills of Washington DC.

Cyndi was young and naive when she came to America, and when the seemingly friendly Kirk Cameron offered to show her around the city, she happily followed. But Kirk's lifestyle was too wild for the uninitiated Cyndi, who quickly fell prey to the temptations of cocaine and Colt 45. She spiraled into fits of depression. Her future seemed bleak.

According to legend, Cyndi spent years slinking around the back alley clubs and bars of the District, occasionally earning a few dollars in karaoke contests to support her addiction to hairspray and gelly bracelets. One day, passed out in a downtown gutter, Cyndi had a revelation. As she woke from slumber, somewhere in the distance, Patty Smyth sang of shooting at the walls of heartache. She opened her eyes to see ninety-nine red balloons floating in the sky above her and Cyndi's life was forever changed.