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Allegedly the illegitimate daughter of Scott Baio, legend has it Rikki was secreted
away to Pennsylvania Dutch Country to avoid scandal and protect the massive success
of "Joannie Loves Chachi." Raised in Amish obscurity, Rikki was on a buggy trip to
town when she caught her first glimpse of MTV. The video was Toni Basil's "Mickey"
and her life would never be the same. Shunned as a heretic for listening to the devil's
music and promoting the use of zippers and electricity among the community, Rikki fled
to the mean streets of DC to embrace her destiny as the slinky, mysterious keyboardist
for the Ultimate 80's Tribute Band, The Legwarmers. Her turn-ons include glitter,
mullets, and Velcro. Rikki is 47 years old.
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